Plaid wearing brothers and trench coated angels, Salt rounds and hell hounds and short shotgun barrels. Heavenly war and the four horsemen rings, These are a few of my favourite things.
i’m obligated to accept friend requests from people i knew from high school because otherwise how else would i see shit like this posted in earnest
Where’s the little felt coffin to put their little felt baby in after none of these things cure them of little felt polio?
SILVER???????
oh no, oh man oh jeez, did you not yet hear how people are straight-up drinking liquid metal as the latest health craze??? I really wish I was joking but I think someone already killed or nearly killed their children by making them do it
Reasonable people: lemon juice, honey and hot water mixed together can soothe a sore throat :) Lavendar helps you sleep :) Steam helps unblock your sinuses when you have a cold :)
Antivaxxers: I’m going to ignore all science and common sense and make my child drink molten silver instead of getting vaccinated to Prevent The Autism™️
people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them
Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!
